- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: pizza
- Sherlock Holmes: cocaine
- John Steed: tea (stirred anti-clockwise)
- Lieutenant Columbo: chili (with crackers)
- Commander Bond: vodka martini (shaken, not stirred)
- Agent Bauer: abstinence for 24 hours
Sorry, we had to shut down JustOneMoreThing.com, the original fake Steve Jobs' blog. Please beware of tasteless clones. Seriously.